Magnum Opus - Big Brain

You're not like the rest,
you're an intellectual.
I'm unquestionably sapiosexual.
Your credentials demonstrate
That you're a consummate professional,
With so much to illustrate,

and I am very impressionable.
Spesh to Death
You got a lot on your mind,
my Miss Phineas Gage.
My my, bedroom eyes,
this is Finnegans Wake.
Wordsmith, first dibs
on Craig Finn and them's

place, and we're living
in quotidian grace.
Cain
No time for the operator playboy type,
your parle set to phaser
gamma ray gun type.
Razor sharp, animated academia life
is captivating, got my